We might obsess over totes and messengers but clutches are where the real after dark glamour is at.

Here the immaculate Holly Candy (nee Valance) gives us a master class in how a classic clutch can propel your look to new sartorial heights as she steps out with this divine Bottega Veneta number which features the luxe brand's signature knot accent.

Meet Holly Candy – not just the wife of property tycoon Nick Candy, 40, one half of the brothers behind One Hyde Park (reputedly the world’s most expensive apartment block, where the couple also live), but also the sharpest, funniest female judge to ever appear on a reality show.

Ultimate Shopper, which will premiere on TLC early next month, is a seven-part series in which Holly, stylist Brix Smith Start and fashion photographer and writer Paul Hartnett will be judging the prowess of four different shopaholics in each episode as they compete in a range of challenges.

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The understated bag tops off her look perfectly but at £1,025, it doesn't come cheap.

If you want to work a clutch into your chic wardrobe and have the cash to splash then why not channel Holly's ladylike look with a heavy dose of designer luxe by clicking right to Net A Porter? Get the look for less with these must-have styles below which will lend your looks a contemporary finish.

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