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One man’s profile picture was of a photo of his erect penis. Get Now An app that keeps your naked photos, belfies and sex videos safe and secure.

You can only access the files if you AND the other person(s) involved enter passwords.

The idea behind this is that only you and your partner can watch your previous bedroom antics together.

Good for couples or f*** buddies who want to spice things up in a safe way. An Android app that turns your phone into a vibrator. It can be controlled remotely by your partner, making even long distance hook-ups possible. Your photo and tagline are only displayed for an hour at a time, which also means you’d better move fast.

Wingman lets you connect with others on your flight, giving you the chance for a sneaky in-flight get-together.

We’re not sure how likely it is that there’s someone fanciable on your flight who also has this app.

Once you’ve matched, how things proceed is up to you.

Get Now This app combines selfie-taking with Netflix. Guys take a selfie and post it along with what they’re watching.

Call us prudes, but we’re not keen on the thought of our phone (that goes so close to our face) being used as a sex toy. Once you’re a member, you submit a request and state whether you’re looking for a man or a woman and where you’d prefer to meet. Always wanted a threesome but never known where to find that special (extra) someone? 3nder works much like Tinder; log on through Facebook (there’s an option to change your name), choose the composition of your group (2 1, or 1 1 1) and swipe through hundreds of potential matches in your area.