Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

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My name is Dave a.k.a Lord Maximus Age: Nobody needs to know. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

Hair: Red Eye color: dark brown True Story everyone so don't laugh please:"A girl died in 1933. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

Red Aura: When Gwen activates this aura she can set anything on fire in her eyes sight or make her weapon and body so hot that anything melts down she touches.

Green Aura: Gwen is able to use wind when using this aura.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

Spells: Gwen’s greatest strength is the spells she can cast.

Her character is a spell caster type giving her the ability to cast different spells for binding, healing, destruction and she can summon elemental auras in battle.

Your kindness will be rewarded."-Spark Dazzle Duez I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOOI'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.