Perks of dating me
And last, that glistening sweaty body and that satisfied expression speak up for themselves!
This question’s been around for ages, and when you ask most men, they just shrug and brush it off. Look for someone who looks hot–or, in this case, adorable–during these moments. But whatever you do, don’t think that just because they look adorable that this gives you leave not to listen to them. Bonus: What you should get from the five reasons I just went through is that short girls are adorable. Short girls easily straddle that line between cute and sexy, and they offer the best of both worlds.
Men don’t really think about stuff, so if they find someone attractive, they’re not gonna stop and think about why they feel that way. The question then is whether they’re gonna go after her or not. What we want to know is why guys prefer short women. No matter how cute they look, they are still angry. to go shopping for clothes at the Kid’s Section of department stores because they have really awesome designs. This is actually very helpful, especially when you’re in a tight spot. So get out there, and fall in love with a short girl.
Sure, dating a skinny chick may seem like something to brag about – but both you and I know that REAL relationships need more than plain vital stats. 😉 Today, I will answer the big, fat ‘WHY’ about dating fat girls.
Not because this is my written plea for dates (I am happily dating a man who tells me I am fat beautiful, and loves all the inches spilling my outsides), but because some of you might be making my fellow sisters struggle with the same sort of body image issues I had in the beginning. Goodbye calorie counting Whether you are eyeing the pot roast or want a draft beer, we aren’t counting calories – not even yours.
If you possess any of these 20 perk-filled traits, say them loud and say them proud! Guys want to know that no matter what they do, you will support them.
They already have a mom and dad who are there to guide and mold them.
Just don’t be a creep and invite us to kick you in the shins. She will strap on those running shoes and will be sprinting by your side. So she brings in the fat = fit equation in her life by making up for all the hogging in the workout department. Plus, since she doesn’t starve herself either, she can hold the booze too! Noticed the number of fleshrockets wanting to drill what you got? Plus, most of us have a rib-cracking sense of humor – so we are sure splitting those flies wide open – one way or the other. Cuddly-snuggly There’s a reason baby got back got so famous.
She won’t even say no to juice cleanses once a week. You see more cushin’ for the pushin’ is always welcome.
If you are fat like me, or used to be like some other lucky ex-members of our club who probably bribed the weighing scale to flash skinny, you know the forever-itch to lose weight. Shedding those extra pounds so we don’t have to hide in the shadows, be whisked to dorm rooms and apartments under the cover of night, and then, sent right back in the wee hours of the morning lest some frat bro or roommate belittle the conquest of our douchebag date, used to be our ONLY wish in life. No, I am not ranting – coz I myself find the bitter ‘’ kind of token consolatory refrains mean and derogatory! But there is an undeniable stigma attached to dating a fat girl – like we can be ‘oodles’ of fun to pick for a night but never worthy of being on your arm on date nights or introduced to your friends, much less grace wedding pictures! Or even if you do, you have the know-how for dating one.
I am also done dating the tonnes of others who’d deny that I am fat and insist that I am beautiful! To the men – Dating a fat girl may not fall under your quintessential notion of ‘achievement.’ But who made skinny girls queens of the world anyway!
One of the biggest perks a guy can have is a girlfriend who thinks they are awesome.