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“As you know, I’m part wasp, so it’s my favourite time of the year.” “Bakers, unfortunately time is not an illusion.” [After eating a flower] “It tasted like a clown’s nose.” [After tasting some spiced rum] “It’s like Pirate’s Tears.” [On hearing that ‘exposed bottoms’ are allowed for a particular cake] “If there’s an opportunity for exposed bottoms we should embrace it.

I’m going to take my trousers off during the judging.” “That handbag cake has a moist clutch.” Dappy: “Are you trying to outsmart me?

” Fielding: “Well, it’s not that difficult is it…” Mel B: “I worked at Pizza Hut, but I enjoyed that.

Free pizza.” Fielding: “Was that before or after the Spice Girls?

” [To Phill Jupitus and Michael Ball] “You two are what I imagine Jedward to be like in thirty years.” [Remarking on Paloma Faith’s get-up] “You look like a children’s bullfighter.” “You haven’t seen my mate Howard, have you?

Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? They don’t mind that you’ve not gone beyond the kiss.” “Funk is jazz’s deformed cousin.” “Never eat another man’s applause! And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine.” “I was walking through Camden the other day, and I saw you in a skip, weeping.” Howard: “Where did you get those sunglasses from?

Whether getting into the innuendo spirit on Great British Bake Off, spouting surreal retorts on The Mighty Boosh, or entertaining via Never Mind The Buzzcocks and The IT Crowd, comedian Noel Fielding has become a firm favourite on our TV screens.

Here are some of his funniest, and most bizarre quotes, from throughout his career to date.

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West Beth Entertainment presents: An Evening with Noel Fielding Vogue Theatre Saturday April 9th, 2016 Doors Tickets On Sale Thursday November 5th at 10AM Noel Fielding, from The Mighty Boosh & Never Mind The Buzzcocks, brings his surreal stand-up to America for the first time! The star of Mighty Boosh and (more recently) Luxury Comedy and Never Mind the Buzzcocks — Fielding retreats into the wilds of his imagination for a surreal – and utterly hilarious – night of comedy.

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