I think we gave it its name when I was real little, when I asked why it tasted so good and my forever facetious father replied that it was made with a thousand layers.So whenever I wanted to celebrate, I’d ask for the thousand layer lasagna.

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*** Part I "Awakening" I finish up my homework and help my dad set the table. bust out the good china cause we’re feasting tonight! My dad can be such a dork sometimes but I love’em because he always remembers the little things that make my day special.

“It smells so good, are we having what I think we’re having? As he’s serving up my slice he does his best fancy pants waiter impression, “Tonight you will dine on our most exquisite thousand layer lasagna, m’lady.” “Why thank you good sir! It’s not really a thousand layers but it’s the tastiest lasagna you’ll ever have.

I’m excited because I’m no longer going to be a kid; I’m finally going to be a teenager.

“Well,” my dad said rather cautiously, “actually, I have a bit of an announcement.” I stopped eating and looked up curiously, “What…?

He’s always had a knack for learning and in turn loves to teach me stuff, so he got it in his head that he’d try and become a teacher.

“At the least, they’ll have me be a substitute,” he’d joked.But now there was no confusing it, I had already started going through changes, heck I got my period earlier this year.If you want to see something that is both painful and hilarious to watch, you should see a single father wondering up and down the feminine hygiene isles of your local drug store with his nose glued to his phone Googling every option he sees on the shelves and his daughter in tow. “Youtube, dad, Youtube,” I giggled as we made our way to the cashier.So I decided to start looking in other places.” I was a bit puzzled, what does he mean other places, the next town over, next county?“And,” he continued, “there just so happens to be this big boom out in the Dakota’s right now in the natural gas industry, which is kinda my thing--” “WE’RE MOVING TO SOUTH DAKOTA?!I can only imagine the look on my dad’s face the first time he saw it in the laundry.