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All of a sudden Val jumped up and wrapped her legs around my waist, causing me to lose my balance and fall backwards onto her bed. “Val…” “Oh come on Matt,” she said as she leaned down to kiss my neck. I had wanted to sleep with her since the first day I saw her at school. Val pressed her soft warm lips against my neck, gently pushing her tongue past them, licking my skin. I was at full attention now, my manhood forming a tent in my dark green cargos, rubbing against the thin red material of her shorts. Larisa was with us.” She gave me a weird ‘I’m deep in thought’ look. Seriously Gary, anger management this winter break. I decided to peruse the nearby gift shop and bought a guitar magazine and a Snickers bar because really… I saw the plane pull up to the connecting tunnel, and a few minutes later, people exited the aircraft. She looked around for me, carrying her backpack on her shoulder. We made it about two hundred feet before I almost collapsed like Jesus carrying the cross… “…Just gotta rest the hands.” I wiggled my fingers around like the bassist from Tantric, trying to loosen them up… God there are so many inside jokes in this story that only one person would get. She was the only person that had suitcases without wheels. My hands were still pressed against her upper thighs, my fingers poking further underneath the bottom of her shorts, inching towards her panties. ” “Knowing this is why I drink.” Her nagging about the most retarded things pissed me off beyond belief. No wonder my blood pressure was bordering on hypertension. Being the clueless bastard I am, I probably parked in the furthest lot from her gate, but I’m getting experience and that’s what counts. Surprisingly, I found my way to her arrival spot easily and had to wait about fifteen minutes for her plane to land. It wasn’t empty, but wasn’t filled with a mob of passengers. Hun, I think I can handle three suitcases.” So this year I’ve worn shorts from the day school began until the end of the first semester, December 23rd. I was this close to getting a hernia (spreads thumb and pointer finger less than an inch apart). One of those carts,” said Larisa as she quickly walked over to get it.
with all my shit already packed up, leaving me with nothing to do. After that was taken care of, I was off to say goodbye to the people on my floor. Without having to worry about getting busted, and knowing of Larisa’s acceptance of the events, there was nothing to make it stressful any longer. Val spread her legs open slightly as she sexily smiled, still trying to seduce me. I figured I’d soak up one final vision of her in short shorts to jerk off to. ” ———————————————————————————————————— Just as I had predicted, there was fighting. Luckily, getting settled wasn’t as big a problem as it usually was. As the kiss ended we looked back into each other’s eyes. She looked deep into my eyes as a smile formed, ear-to-ear. So much.” I slid my arms around her again, pulling her close to me. “…I HATE that kid,” I whispered, thinking out loud. I’m getting better though.” Larisa was scared of flying, especially when she didn’t have a friend with her to calm her down. ” “Well I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a little TV show by the name of… but that goes to show you that even when the plane’s missing the nose AND the tail, at least forty-five people can survive. “Today.” Larisa just laughed as she involuntarily tightened her grip on my arms as they surrounded her. “I went to her room to say goodbye and she jumped me.” I wanted to be honest with her. “God that girl’s such a whore,” she said in a sweet joking way of course. I wonder if it was a bad idea to share her with you that one time.” “You mean twice? “Okay.” I stepped forward to grab them and mother fuck were they heavy.
So as usual, I have to sit there being pissed off and wait for her to arrive… Luckily, the computer I had been trying to dissemble was the last thing that needed to get packed up. Things between Val and I weren’t awkward anymore after Larisa told me she knew about the late night sexual antics that went on when the three of us shared a bed. She leaned back and looked at me seductively, her legs stretched out, one bent at the knee. As I had left the last room on my farewell tour, my cell phone rang. I answered and found it was my mother, letting me know she was downstairs. In the words of the referee from MTV’s Celebrity Death Match, Judge Mills Lane, “LET’S GET IT ON! The two of us shared a soft and romantic kiss in the airport terminal, just like a TV show, for about a minute. Matty,” she said as she stroked the side of my face with her hand. I don’t think that’s going to make me feel better.” Well, I tried. ” Larisa asked in a, ‘it’s a common occurrence’ way. I bet you don’t stud.” I mean, hey, Val was digging me in a big, big way and Larisa let her play with me… “There are my bags,” she said, nodding at the matching triplets that were coming out of the small dark room. “I’ll take one of them,” said Larisa, reaching for one. I’m the man here,” I grunted as I heaved them up off the ground.
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The side stories not including celebrities were mostly based on real events, however. This is a continuation of my first story and it took a lot of time and a lot of procrastinating and a lot of jacking sessions. If there was anything more annoying to me than packing for a couple hours, and going number two, it was sweating. All I need is him throwing his stuff around the room like an idiot when I’m trying to keep everything organized. It gave us the opportunity to be together until classes resumed in the fall and it would also be easier to move her in that way. Obviously they weren’t big Nickelodeon fans, or they would have jumped at the opportunity to house the sexy movie star for a few months. Nevertheless, I had declined every invitation thus far to visit my future inheritance. ” I still couldn’t get the mess of wires untangled. And then he accepted the award for student with the most common sense. The two of us were so tired of each other after one, let alone two years, of being roommates.
I highly suggest you read the first part of this series, “Good Boy”, before reading this story. ” I yelled out as I tugged on the computer wires tangled behind my desk. He never stopped to think of that as he packed them as tight as possible. They’re all tangled,” I answered as I gave it one nice hard yank.
It will really help to explain the events and characters. I didn’t know what’s more stressful in college, final exams or packing all of your shit up to move out… At least it was fun to watch him try to fling it over his shoulder and lose his balance. Even with all the twist ties and careful grouping and placement, they somehow got tangled over the last five months. So what else is there to do when you’re pissed off, besides have a nice drink?
” my mom asked me as she drove under the speed limit in the far right lane. “That was sweet of you, and so logical,” she laughed as she squeezed my hand and nudged her shoulder against mine.
“So what time are you picking up that girl at the airport? I told you this forty times.” She showed so much respect for my soul mate. I also carried her backpack because I’m good like that. I thought they’d be just another thing to carry back, and with the luggage and all…” I said as we made our way to get her suitcases.
Standard Disclaimer: You must be 18 to read this story, be able to read erotica in your community, not be offended by the contents of it… This story may NOT be distributed freely, for commercial or non-commercial use. All events including celebrities did NOT actually take place. Any copyrighted © names, works, or whatever are products of their respective owners. We continued packing our stuff in silence before he spoke up in a last effort for some roommate bonding. She was going to Sarah Lawrence College in New York in September and we thought it would be good to get her accustomed to the east coast before school. At least I’m pretty sure there are mountain lions there. And he also forgot to put it a little further away from Mexico. We had a lot in common, got along for the most part, all that jazz. I’m looking forward to starting it off by getting yelled at.” It was a tradition for me to get yelled at by my parents at least four times while packing up the minivan for the ride home and during the ride itself.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE send your comments and suggestions. Please send any thoughts you may have to [email protected] With that, I threw my fist into the desk with extreme prejudice. I had started to pack up all my belongings for the move home a few hours before I hulked out on my desk. ‘If he takes any of my porn home by accident I’m gonna flip a shit,’ I thought to myself. After sitting down and talking with them like ahdults, and begging a little, they agreed. I just decided to throw the clump in a bucket and deal with it later, dust bunnies and all. ” he asked me as he threw his shit over pretty much the entire room.
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