Lonely Ed: I can't tell if he is interested or not. I think you'll have to come to me for date 1Clarisse: :-) if I came out there you would like me so much that you would try to kidnap me and keep me there. According to the account's Instagram page, the Tinder account has been suspended. My Tinder access appears to have been mistakenly suspended?

We even scoured the top 400 most popular Ok Cupid profiles—the hottest people on the site in ten US cities—to see what their profile pics could tell the rest of us about attracting a date.

We couldn’t have done any of this without the help of the data maestros at Match and Ok Cupid: Christian Rudder, cofounder and president of Ok Cupid, and Jim Talbott, director of consumer insights at

These guys and their data teams ran queries of all kinds and pulled spreadsheet after spreadsheet of information to try and answer our strange questions.

We also needed Ok Cupid to get permission from their users to enable us to publish those popular profile pics.

The tips got pretty specific in some cases: It’s 28 percent better for a male to refer to females as women rather than girls, and men who use “whom” get 31 percent more contacts from the opposite sex.

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Users skim profiles looking for a reason to send a message or dismiss (hint: do not mention your mom or exes).

Call it the algorithm method: Working with data crunchers at the dating sites, we put together 25 tips for writing the perfect profile, selecting the right photo, and really understanding your audience.

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The model-turned presenter was involved with footballer Jay Bothroyd form October 2010 until July 2011.

We analyzed the 1,000 most popular words on both men and women’s profiles, tabulated the most popular movies and TV shows, and crunched stats on what people consider their best feature vs.